I Want to Marry Football

I've decided that im gonna get married, yes folks you read that right im getting married to my mistress. "Who is that you might ask?" Well its football. Yes thats right i am gonna marry football.Now you are probably thinking im cazy but let me explain. If you think about it makes sense. Football never lets you down. Even if your favorite team loses at least you got to watch it go down on the battle feild of glory. And i mean if you really wanna get into the details. Once you get married you have to think "How often does your wife put out?"Well when you marry football the answer is at least 4 days a week, not to mention every day for a month when bowl season starts. That is way more than a real wife. And the best part is that football puts out all day on Saturdays and Sundays, as well as the regularly Monday night and Thursday night. Also once football is over and the seaons ends, it still doesnt dissapoint you. You have the NFL draft to think about for the next two months. Then after the draft football will go into hybernation. Or at least you think. There is then Arena football, and training camp comes just around the corner. So when football is even at its lowest point it is only teasing you. Which is what women do all the time. So that short period of time when football isnt at its peak it makes you want it so much more.And once it comes back you realize how much you missed it and you cherish its every game and love its every play. So thank you football for allowing me to love you the way i do. I can only hope you accept my proposal.So what will it be football a June wedding just before training camp?